Too Gay to Function

I probably have a crush on you js

Sarah Manning’s ultimately special because she dares to go off-script. If she runs into trouble, she’ll chug a bottle of hand soap to buy some time. If she runs up against a wall, she’ll grab a fire extinguisher and bash her way the hell right out. In an instant of inspired thinking, Sarah constantly rejects what should be desperate, cornered moments with her sheer determination to survive.

(Source: detkatebeckett, via princessuterus)

I tried to do hand stands for you/But every time I fell for you

Absence, the highest form of presence.

—James Joyce, A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man (via larmoyante)

(via jackheavy)

i need to have someone follow me around with a spray bottle and every time i look adoringly at a girl they need to spray me and yell “bad!” then maybe i’ll learn